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    Deaf Sex

    Two deaf people get married and during the first week of*marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in*the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see*each other signing, or read lips.**
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    After several nights of fumbling around and many*misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.**She writes:**

    'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? *For instance, at* night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and*squeeze my left breast one time.*
    If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze*my right breast two times.'*
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    The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to*his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and*pull on his penis one time.* If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two*hundred and fifty times.

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    omg to funny lol
    bethy

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    good one lol

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    lmao...Excellent!

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelgm
    lmao...Excellent!
    hahahaha

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    that's good i like that
    hello to all,
    My name is candi and I am new to meetcam I have only been here a few days and I have already met some really nice ppl and some funny f*@kers, its a great place and I think I'll hang Around

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    haha tht is funny

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    LOL,,,,,,,,i love it,,,it just might woek!
    good tunes never get old,,,they just become history!!!

    be polite,,,be respectful,,, and my favorite,, perv often!!!

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    lmao

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    Re: Deaf Sex

    good for a chuckle

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