Two deaf people get married and during the first week of*marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in*the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see*each other signing, or read lips.**
After several nights of fumbling around and many*misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.**She writes:**
'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? *For instance, at* night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and*squeeze my left breast one time.*
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze*my right breast two times.'*
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to*his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and*pull on his penis one time.* If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two*hundred and fifty times.